Today's generations caught onto the lie that "rib played notes" are inconsistent which ruins the immersion.

Doug : In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Homer : I'll field that one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a grown man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

[embarrassed pause]

Doug : I withdraw my question.

[starts eating a candy bar]

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Thanks Obama

Xylophones appropriate skeleton music, That's THEIR music, stop stealing from their culture!

A woke moralist broke into my home and kicked my dog and that's why I don't believe in public healthcare or trains.

The question is, who's responsible?

The deep state? Karen? Vaccines? Maybe their bones don't ring because of 5g?!

Isn't the deep state responsible for the latter 2 anyway?

I don't even know what they mean.

Would economic fourm doesn't want skeletons to own the means to produce their own music.