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This is fine.... (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Nakoichi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

Starting a bit that there is an international communist conspiracy underway to slow the rotation of the earth to create a 26 hour day.

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Capitalist version: A full’s day work will now be considered 10 hours. Your pay will not change

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

Hopefully, changes can be properly implemented over time.

Their words of encouragement are getting more and more pathetic.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

They can but they won't like the answer.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No one likes the solution

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

ground water is like a microcosm of climate change discourse except it's even older than the consensus on man made warming, we've been banging this warning bell and explaining the problem for decades, dealing with dozens of knock on effects but agricultural interests have never once been persuaded to rectify the central problem of overconsumption

[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[-] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Bit which I’m too lazy to find emotes for: “I recognize the importance of maintaining stable water supplies- even ones we can’t see!” - literally everyone including natsec ghouls

“Is there someone you forgot to ask?” - these dried up porkies and donny

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 2 months ago

Ah shit. Sorry. That was me. I jumped. Won't do it again so sorry about that.

[-] Quai@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

just killed a(several billion) man

put a clathrate gun agaisnt their head

pulled the trigger now their dead

life as just begun(on a geological timescale)

and now I've gone an thrown it all away

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

fellow-kids Yeah, I get tilted when someone exploits my resources well past the point of destruction too

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

I didn't even know cartoon shit like this was possible? So what's the fix, everyone on earth move to the opposite side? what-the-hell

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Probably stop pumping groundwater.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Are the image and the link related somehow?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

lmao god dammit wrong link hang on

It was suppost to link the article in the image

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Its like in Kaiji where he tilts the building soypoint-2

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

me, reading the plot to Kaiji: wow can't believe this manga just ripped off squid game

[-] Lavender@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Yay can't wait for planetary tilt deniers to stall action for decades.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

so suddenly .24 inches isn't so small after all. hm, interesting....

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

this is fine, actually.

also sea level rise, but where? and it can't be everywhere so where does it decrease, and by how much?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I think that is missing the point that we are using up so much ground water it tilted the earths axis.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

oh for sure, not a great sign.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Something to do with water shifting to the new equator, apparently, but I can't find more details anywhere.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

actually george soros’ DEI weather machines did that

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

wait this is different from normal procession?

[-] dat_math@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

very excited to learn where the critical points are in the dynamics connecting the displacement of this water to changes in earth's volcanism

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