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"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me." (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[-] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Imma be real with you, champ. If you're losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don't pass on those genes.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

*jeans

Missed opportunity.

[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.

[-] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand...

I'm guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 38 points 6 days ago

Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Hey, zipper could be down.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Was it a horse-sized duck?

[-] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

That's confidence.

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't even bother. He's probably a bill collector.

[-] kureta@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

Does he collect duck bills? 🦆

[-] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago

I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

I feel personally attacked

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 6 days ago

If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one

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