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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

And toss a few rolls of paper towels

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Taking them from being undernourished to being malnourished. U.S.A!

[-] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Haven’t we done enough to them already, but now you want to give them diarrhea?

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2025

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