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The Cycle (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

If only I could sleep forever but without giving up my existence

[-] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine existing in an eternal dream, why can't the afterlife be that instead of.... uhh...

checks notes on leading theories of conciousness survival, finds there aren't any

Nothing

[-] Jhestyr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Vampire stuff?

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

After two years of “if we just make it through the next few months” from my boss I quit my last job.

Fuck suffering every day.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 2 weeks ago

could be worse. after a year of "if we make it through the next few months" from my boss the company fucking collapsed.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

That does suck.

[-] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] 0li0li@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, that's the 2020s for pretty much everyone, except land and company owners evidently.

Take the time to relax, be mindful. Write down your schedule of the week, day by day. See where the points is to "hang in there". Reflect upon it.

I don't have the answer but this is the way

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Metric - Handshakes

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work to pay for this car

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think he knows about second sleep, Pip

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah...this feels like just general life advice. #TooReal

Did you dance today? Or did you only work?

[-] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I had a place to sleep when I wanted.

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