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[-] hash@slrpnk.net 53 points 1 month ago

Fuck no. Folding a flag like this before burning is how you respectfully retire it. Piss on it, ball it up, throw it in the fire, then piss on it while it burns. Sing union dixie or some shit while it burns for added effect.

[-] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Lol came to say the same thing - this is actually the legitimate way to retire the American flag, for instance, though it is supposed to only be done when the flag is too worn to continue use (hooray boy scouts).

We can still burn em, but can't do it all respectful like.

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Plus it's so much damned work for something I don't respect! Folding that one flag is like having to fold half of my wardrobe, ffs!

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS!

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

You need to be efficient with space so you can burn multiple flags at once

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

How about wiping our asses with the confederate flag?

[-] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Actual Confederate Battle Flag:

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The actual, Actual Final Confederate Flag carried to Appomattox (also cleans minor kitchen stains):

[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Forgot the step where you pissed and shat on it first before burning.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

or dissolved in acid, or an organic solvent.

[-] seaQueue@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You can also cut it into 2½-3in sided squares and have a convenient supply of toilet paper. Just don't flush it down the toilet, even your plumbing doesn't want it.

[-] campbell@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

not to connect this to what is being communicated, but i'll note that the organization in the top left seems to exist

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