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[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Add pardons for Keith Raniere, R Kelly and Andrew Tate and there might be enough cover to get away with Maxwell. "I don't have a favorite sex trafficker, we're taking care of all of it. I don't play favorites" - trump, likely.

[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Mallards are notorious for doing a lot of rape. So I guess Donald is a duck.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

bedbugs does it to, they do something call traumatic insemination, they pierce the females body and inseminate them.

[-] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you, this ruined my childhood in several ways as someone who grew up with culturally engrained Kalle Anka (Donald Duck) watchings.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 week ago

Shit-birds of feather shit together.

[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Shit-birds, Bobandy

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

tarred birds of a feather

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Diogenes stands ready to pluck away the feathers of hypocrisy

[-] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

…Fuck children together.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Epstein definitely commited suicide squad

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Pervs of Prey

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Pardons should be reserved solely for crimes against the state or crimes committed in service to eh state. Crimes against individuals by other individuals should not be pardonable.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Normally the function of pardoning was self-regulating in that the media would exscoriate any President who did it in such an abusive way and the electorate would punish them and their party accordingly at the ballot box.

But corruption has become normalized and media has been completely hijacked by billionaires that reality isn't so clear cut as it once was.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

This plus a lot of shit used to fly under the radar before they realized it's safe for them to grift openly.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

unfortunately presidential pardons have almost no restrictions, except a few. of course the republican congress wont stop trump.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

We’re now in Phase 4 of the Epstein Cinematic Universe.

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The Injustice League

[-] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

"I'm putting together a team. The best team. The best people--look, there's a lot of, shall we say, bad folks. Can I say bad folks? The woke don't like that too much, you can't say anything nowadays, but if they had it their way, I'd just say that I disagree, but I don't just disagree, they're bad folks with bad ideas and they're very low IQ. The sleepy Joe Biden people were just so incompetent and they left me with nothing and it's horrible, and they should be arrested for what they've done, and I'm gonna look into it. But with these South Park, have you seen this? It's unbelievable, but the left got to them and now they don't do Obama anymore, and they make things up about me, and it's actually not small, not even, like, it's really quite large, but you won't hear that because I'm very humble, but I have to tell you that I've heard many girls say that it's not small, and more than they want, and not just from the very young and small girls either, but I shouldn't talk about that. My lawyers say 'Sir! Sir! Don't talk about the young girls!' but I have a very popular, they can't keep their hands off me, and what am I supposed to say? 'No'? 'Wait until you're 16, 17, 18'? There's no, and it's very unfair how they're treating me, and it never would've happened to any other president. The Clintons were very bad people, both of them, and they don't even hide it, but it's always me that gets attacked by the fake news media, and I'll never get any credit for the deals...
But which one are you? Kanye or R Kelly? Because I want you both, you could really help me out with the blacks, and I could really help you with the pardon. And perhaps there could be a little get together at the southern white house, and we could talk about things and meet some young girls together, and it's not gay so long as the balls don't touch, they say. Many people say that."

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I had to stop reading this because I was reading it in his voice and I dont want to.

But thank you, this is well done.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I was sold by sentence two

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago
[-] jojo@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Kinda like peeling apart bologna slices.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

lunchable cheese.

[-] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's totally off the rails - releasing criminals and rapists. I don't know if true but I just read he is spending a stupid amount to build a gold plated ballroom in the white house? All while openly screwing the public and tariff taxing the American people and bragging about it on an official wh post to the tune of over 150bn. People en masse being dissapeared ? We're cooked.

[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Is this a baseless fear:

What if the conservative groups have thought to make sexual crimes unpunishable for men, and thus they have created a plan to increase the risk of a woman without the protection of a male.

( I mean this in the eye of the public, not in the reality of what our biological Make up is. )

As a kind of, fix for the male loneliness epidemic. Kind of reinforcing the need for a patriarchal structure.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

so, like. that's they- conservative Christians, especially conservative christian men- think the world should be.

remember that the biblical practice was men buying their wives from their fathers. (and also remember, that if a man raped a young woman who was unmarried, he could make that acceptable by paying the bride price and taking her as a wife. rape was a property crime in their world view.)

Anyone who insists biblical morality is the end-all-be-all of morality is either a straight up monster, or someone who doesn't understand biblical morality. Usually both.

(just to be clear, biblical morality has less to do a particular culture- that was a normal practice across the region. it's bronze age men being assholes, not a specific group.)

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Hell if even if that were the world we lived in they'd still try to avoid paying

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

following russia's footsteps i see.

[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It will also help with getting more people being born (combine this with making abortions illegal). So you remove all the immigrants and replace them with forced babies.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cause Trump gonna be pardoning all the rapists and pedos out here.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

pedophile avengers, the Winter rapist, 2nd installment: pedophile avengers, epstein list civil war, finally: Pedophile avengers, endgame where all Pedophiles try to throw each other under the bus to save themselves.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, this was fucking obvious af. I called this forever ago because it’s fucking obvious.

He already has towers with his logo on them...

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

trumps planning to renovate/build a room that cost 200mil in the white house and decorate with all the gaudy gold plated room.

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[-] sewer_socialist@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

We can't even do franchises properly. There is no way he would recruit Bill Clinton. This is like forming the Justice League but not including Superman.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I nearly choked on my drink imagining that…

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

The right once again thinking of the children

[-] Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The only justice you can find in America is the justice you can create with your own hands.

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[-] blargle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Or maybe the SA SA

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Diddy knows something

[-] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

😆I didn’t even know who this Diddy is

I only knew Diddy Kong

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

If you are old like me, you might have heard his name as Puff Daddy

[-] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

I am not so old I fear 😆🫶🏻

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

what is the end game here? Is he gonna say "look sex trafficking isn't all that bad, if it was so bad they wouldn't let him go would they? you should all forget about these Epstein files, it is not a biggie"

[-] eddanja@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Every Trump event about to be legally able to blast 'Bad Boys 4 Life' soon.

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