It's relaxing, but I wouldn't spend hours reading or something, it's just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.

as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:

1. it's warm
2. gravity isn't being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you're over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)

thanks i'm here all week

It's the only warm place in the house.

My partner likes to spend a half hour or so reading or watching a show. She uses these trays to hold her book, some bath soap, and some cola light.

It's because the water is hot and comfortable and helps with pain, but it's boring as heck to sit there long enough to enjoy the pain relief. So you bring a book or a tablet and a snack. Or if you're extra bad at relaxing, a tablet for show, a phone for game, a sweet treat, a salty treat and a nice cool water to help with the heat

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.

I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.

IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.

Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

There's even some space left for a little jar of marmite!

Easy clean up.

What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.

And why is the water brown?