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Anon is dehydrated
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Anon WAS dehydrated.
This is what Brent Kavanaugh meant in his high school yearbook when he said "Have you boofed yet?"
2 hours later, anon vomits up poopy water.
why did you comment this
Cause South park taught us that's how it works.
You made a conscious choice to post this comment.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
You think that ruined your day? I had LASIK - I paid to read that more clearly.
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The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it
Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate
it fucked his gut biome though, that much water coming in pressurised and without treatment is fucked
Don't think that's in your colon.
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We can also breathe through our butts. Nothing new here. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/sep/12/ig-nobel-prize-goes-to-team-who-found-mammals-can-breathe-through-anuses
The glutes are poorly optimized even for atmospheric propulsion but the frontiers of knowledge must be advanced.
Me 5 minutes ago: Oh god. No, I should not click that link. I'm definitely going to regret clicking that link if I do. I for sure am not going to... dammit I clicked the link.
Me now: Ok, that's pretty smart, actually.
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If the Human Body would crumble from childish injuries like this we wouldn't have been destined to rule over Mother Earth
We are not.
We are not.
Interesting, I didn't know I could drink water anally. I kinda want to for fetish reasons now
This is actually a survival technique if you have water than may not be quite potable to drink, you can essentially drink through your ass and not get sick
It should be the opposite. Saliva enzymes, stomach acid, and bile takes care of most pathogens, whereas anal lining is basically a direct route to your bloodstream.
This is why anal is considered the riskiest option for sex or drugs.
We're not even in the douche bag dystopia's final form
Bear Gryls did this didn't he ?
Ass chugging for health sounds sus but I don't know enough about butt hydration to dispute it
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I only know that from Bear Grylls and I think that guy is just a fetishist pretending to be a survivalist.
Ah, I learned it from Les Stroud aka Survivorman, who is the real deal, seems like Bear got it right for once.
(Should be noted it’s not a good method and still has hazards, but could save your life if you don’t have another option- similar to how how Les will advocate for simply drinking from a mountain stream if you can’t purify- more than likely you won’t get giardia- even if you do, better than dying of dehydration after 3 days of no water)
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