Hamas please this is your opportunity to do something very funny
Hamas plz this would be a certified funny history moment
libs would screech even harder about "putin puppets!"
l m a o
sorry bitch you're yesterday's news
Western leaders really are fuckin oblivious to just how red-hot the anger in the global south is becoming over this blatant hypocrisy
Zelenskiliiyiylyyy's attention starved phase is gonna be insufferable 
Hello, Hamas? Israel didn't answer my call, do you have any spare rocket artillery? How about paramotors?
Hello?
oh my god if hamas gets zelensky the liberals might implode
Let’s get Bibi and Volodomyr in a room together :) :) :)
Tell me more
;)
won't. somebody. pay. attention. TO ME 
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