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[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

Considering how much fucking sugar is in a slice of white bread... I concede. It is actually cake.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hella people went crazy over Japanese 7-11 fruit sandwiches, but then have doubts about making them yourself outside of Japan?

People are fuckin' weird, man.

[-] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich

this exists

it's fair game

shut up if you don't like it. you sound dumb.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

so does fairy bread!

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

points at peanut butter and jelly sandwich

this exists

Which is also a crime

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Cort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Woah, who put Marie Antoinette's head back on?

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Unless this is birthday cake egg salad, I see no crime here. Only questionable taste.

[-] Gustephan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The earl of sandwich would have been completely fine with this. Hell, if its a cream cheese based frosting this sandwich even matches the original request from the earl of sandwich, which was a way to keep his fingers clean enough to play cards while enjoying his meats and cheeses

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Don't Australian's eat this already. Could have swore I saw something similar on Love My Way or the doctor show with the same lady.

[-] dai@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You mean Fairy Bread? Way different to this.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

But i had this think called fluff i bought in the us confectionery shop after hearing about it in a book i read. It's not healthy kts just melted marshmellows.

That and 100s and 1000s would go awesome together i think

Fluffernutters are a New England US treat sandwich made with that stuff. Never had it but I'm getting diabeetus thinking about it.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I did, thanks!

[-] pootzapie@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago

Dang.. looks good to me :(

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

It's in response to M&S doing that other strawberries and cream butty

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

100% and kinda misses the point

The m&s one was a nod to Wimbledon and the Japanese fruit sando

This is just what a tween tries to make

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Remembering the absolute nonsense I attempted to make at that age, I'm honestly not sure I can agree

nonsense is important to developing our tastes and food prep skillset. I think the only invalid food would be something that gets thrown away over and over instead of eaten.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

Looks like jelly and frosting? I'd eat it. Hell, I might go make one right now.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

I’m an American, and even I know that Tesco has a… varied reputation. This doesn’t surprise me at all.

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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