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Alfie says hi (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] Angelusz@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Beautiful dog!

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

He might have taken the face smashing a little too far

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Waitaminute.
My dad told this same story to me

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Don't bedrooms have doors anymore?

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

After moving, my cat learned to open doors just to sleep in the bed with me.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think I've closed a door in five years. There's just no point.

[-] KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Some pussies like a face smashing.

[-] CybranM@feddit.nu 1 points 2 weeks ago

"My name if Alfie, I was bred to be deformed and my owner likes to make fun of my flat face"

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

First thing I thought too. Poor kitty :(

[-] Bluefruit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

MA, THERES A WEIRD CAT OUTSIDE

[-] Almonds@mander.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

She says she doesn't, but I know she does

That's so fucked up I don't care if a cute cat is next to the words

Edit: didn't expect my most down voted comment to be about rape jokes, but here we are

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Edit: didn't expect my most down voted comment to be about rape jokes, but here we are

You're not on reddit.

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's just cat vibes. There's a comfortable annoying/endearing balance some cats and people find.

That being said, my stomach turned a little at the phrase. Hard agree.

[-] thelivefive@startrek.website -1 points 2 weeks ago

Probably toilet water if they don't keep it closed.

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