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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Gleeful Jordan Peterson Noises

[-] PleaseLetMeOut@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

Jordan is one of the Crab People. Stop being racist.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

Are you claiming that Jordan Peterson is a self-hating Crab Person who believes in Lobster Supremacist rhetoric?

I'm interested. Expand on your claim.

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago

"Biggest Claw Wins"

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

Carcinisation strikes again

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 3 points 5 days ago

Is that better than crabs in a bucket? God, please tell me it's better than crabs in a bucket.

[-] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I mean. They don't systematically kill and enslave people so I think US is even lower...

[-] scintilla@beehaw.org 2 points 5 days ago

This is the only onion headline I've seen in months thay made me laugh and not feel even more existential dread. 10/10.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Moult America great again

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Whatever political system lobsters have is far better than the American political system.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

You and Jordan Peterson agree on that.

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025

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