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This would be helpful (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[-] monogram@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

And constantly have the Pokémon alarm sound when I’m in the red? No thanks.

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'd love to have one for myself. That would help so much

[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, a lot of time I don't know if I am just fine or too tired to feel anything...

[-] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Happy cake day!

[-] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

Happy Cakeday

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Why is your mental fortitude going down, I'm just TALKING to you!?

[-] Dvixen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

My bar is empty. Oh well.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

“Why did you eat the entire glass of olives out of the fridge?”

Me pointing at my increasing mental health bar.

[-] Angelusz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Would that not ruin the surprise breakdown??

[-] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'd love to have boss music start playing when there are enemies nearby so I know it's time to leave.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

like hell it would. It would just let awful people know who to abuse.

[-] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

When it gets low enough, it starts beeping like the health bar from LoZ LttP and takes itself out the rest of the way

[-] nathanjent@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

I've seen Scott Pilgrim. It would just be another way to sell you energy drinks which promise to improve your health bar.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Damn, it would be a fun time every day at work with my coworkers constantly seeing my bar at 10-20% and slowly going down

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

I used to have wristbands - green, yellow, and red - that I'd switch between. Lost the green and yellow ones around 2020 or so. If that isn't a metaphor, I don't know what is.

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

No, bullies would just target the weak ones. Privacy is king. Having said that, reach out to your friends, make an effort to connect in life. Go out for a walk and a coffee with them.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 week ago

That was my first thought. In a tech nerd website nobody thought of how bullies work? They'd have a field day with this.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Most of the people constantly wanking about mental health have never had a bad thing happen to them in their lives.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 week ago

Too vague; who are you accusing of wanking?

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Who cares? They're not supposed to come out from under the bridge.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago

Then you end up with Rimworld mental breaks.

[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Current status: binging smokeleaf

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 1 week ago

I'd basically be doing a Red Tear Stone Ring run. 1HP, but super strong.

[-] SrNobody@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

This would be awesome, I could go around hitting people with clutch complements, and moral support and see their heath bar go up.

this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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