And constantly have the Pokémon alarm sound when I’m in the red? No thanks.

I'd love to have one for myself. That would help so much

Why is your mental fortitude going down, I'm just TALKING to you!?

My bar is empty. Oh well.

“Why did you eat the entire glass of olives out of the fridge?”

Me pointing at my increasing mental health bar.

I used to have wristbands - green, yellow, and red - that I'd switch between. Lost the green and yellow ones around 2020 or so. If that isn't a metaphor, I don't know what is.

I'd love to have boss music start playing when there are enemies nearby so I know it's time to leave.

like hell it would. It would just let awful people know who to abuse.

When it gets low enough, it starts beeping like the health bar from LoZ LttP and takes itself out the rest of the way

I've seen Scott Pilgrim. It would just be another way to sell you energy drinks which promise to improve your health bar.

Damn, it would be a fun time every day at work with my coworkers constantly seeing my bar at 10-20% and slowly going down

Would that not ruin the surprise breakdown??

No, bullies would just target the weak ones. Privacy is king. Having said that, reach out to your friends, make an effort to connect in life. Go out for a walk and a coffee with them.

Then you end up with Rimworld mental breaks.

I'd basically be doing a Red Tear Stone Ring run. 1HP, but super strong.

This would be awesome, I could go around hitting people with clutch complements, and moral support and see their heath bar go up.