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submitted 4 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago

This moment in history. When the onion becomes wishful thinking rather than satire.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

/u/dhork strongly recommends eating the Onion to make sense of this weird world

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago

You know, I could really imagine him saying something like that.

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

The right mix of humours and I don’t need anything other than a black bile supplement.

this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2025

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