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I agree, but please consider the Streisand Effect here…
I don't know if we should be throwing dildos at Barbara Streisand either though... 🤔
Maybe that’s what she wants. Don’t yuck her yums.
Well, I'm not the best judge of this sort of thing as I am a fucking degenerate.
I sure as fuck didn't know this was happening until this article
Betting against a dildo being thrown seems like a mug's game to me, it would be trivial to bet for a dildo throwing, then go to the game and throw a dildo.
People used to bet on honest contests, like vibrator races. What has happened to our cherished traditions?
They weren't charged with battery....
If there's a punishment for throwing the dildo, then it becomes a roundabout way to crowdfund dildo throwers.
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Y’know, I would never have thought of betting on it, but now that they told me I shouldn’t, all I wanna do is bet on it.
If this is so fun to do, try it at an NBA game, or better yet, an NHL game.
Am I allowed to find it funny at an NFL game but in poor taste at a WNBA game?
You're allowed. But you'll have to come to terms with your hypocrisy on your own.
They throw weirder shit on the NHL ice. Usually sea creatures, but plenty of other animals and random obkects too.
But, yes; someone could retaliate by throwing a fleshlight onto the court in an NBA game. People would probably find that fun though.
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I'll stick with octopi
Rubber-band the dildos together in groups of 8 and you'll have cocktopi.
I didn't get the downvotes before rereading it and realised that it was the woman's NBA....
Let's throw spunk-filled condoms at NBA games.
Finding donors won't be an issue.
I think they'd stop the game over something like that. And would be technically... foul.
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Yet Americans still get offended when it’s suggested they wouldn’t vote for a woman.
United States of Bro.
Kind of a silly point to make when they did vote for a woman in 2016.
Hillary got more votes.
Hillary got more votes.
yeah, but in only states where the majority of the people live, and not the majority of the rural areas with no-one; therefore those worths are literally worth less.
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