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Hammer of Probability (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago

If the gods didn't want us to fuck the monsters, why did they make them so damn sexy?

[-] threeonefour@piefed.ca 33 points 6 days ago

Actually, I have a permit for that

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You get that bad boy on Tumblr?

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 26 points 6 days ago

There's a 100% probability it will dent your skull.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I can see it hitting the wizard who's behind right in the noggin, as they wind up a smack.

Still 100% dented skull, just unintended target.

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Levels of letting the players fuck the monsters:

  • No
  • Yes but you just get mauled/eaten because that's a bulette
  • Yes and everythings romantic and great for a dozen sessions until it turns out the monster has been manipulating your feelings this entire time and breaks your heart and possibly some other organs in the process of betraying you.
[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 13 points 6 days ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Horny concussion.

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Depending on how kinky the dm is, they use the 1 or the 20

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Hands up if you have attempted to seduce a door.

how else would you enter a door?

consent is key

[-] TheTux@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Pun Jail for you, pun jail for 1,000 years.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

The vertices all have little 20s on them.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

This would have been great, especially if they used the shiny metal d20s. Like little inset gems.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

But then you'd need even tinier d20s for those vertices and that's when shit hits the fractal

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

I've never been jealous of someone's forearm before!

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Seriously, mofo is beefy.

[-] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

If DM grab this hammer like on pic, chances to be smashed by 20 are too low. Still worthy.

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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