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Hammer of Probability (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

If the gods didn't want us to fuck the monsters, why did they make them so damn sexy?

[-] threeonefour@piefed.ca 34 points 1 week ago

Actually, I have a permit for that

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You get that bad boy on Tumblr?

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 26 points 1 week ago

There's a 100% probability it will dent your skull.

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I can see it hitting the wizard who's behind right in the noggin, as they wind up a smack.

Still 100% dented skull, just unintended target.

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Levels of letting the players fuck the monsters:

  • No
  • Yes but you just get mauled/eaten because that's a bulette
  • Yes and everythings romantic and great for a dozen sessions until it turns out the monster has been manipulating your feelings this entire time and breaks your heart and possibly some other organs in the process of betraying you.
[-] Eldritch@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Horny concussion.

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Depending on how kinky the dm is, they use the 1 or the 20

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Hands up if you have attempted to seduce a door.

how else would you enter a door?

consent is key

[-] TheTux@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Pun Jail for you, pun jail for 1,000 years.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

The vertices all have little 20s on them.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

This would have been great, especially if they used the shiny metal d20s. Like little inset gems.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But then you'd need even tinier d20s for those vertices and that's when shit hits the fractal

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

I've never been jealous of someone's forearm before!

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Seriously, mofo is beefy.

[-] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

If DM grab this hammer like on pic, chances to be smashed by 20 are too low. Still worthy.

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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