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It's not going to get any better for anyone reading this. Have a nice weekend!

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago


in 1995, so they wrote it in 1994

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

I think that was more a jab at the overall terrible state of the American public education system, but your point stands regardless.

[-] Triton420@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Hey now we could have a nuclear winter, don’t rule out a meteor strike either

[-] passepartout@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

We will probably do at least experimental forms of geoengineering the next years as well. Also those super volcanoes that should have blown up couple hundred years ago will hide the sun for some years once they pop. Also also, fucking with the climate (or trying to save it) could become some kind of climate warfare in the near future as well I guess. Good times ahead!

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Such a shame we have to keep increasing emissions, or maybe this coukd have helped.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I too have seen Snowpiercer.

[-] Tinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Supervolcano is also an option!

[-] zeropointone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yellowstone!

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Technically, we could all collectively decide we have had enough. We won't, but we could.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

I'm not even sure that's enough. Some tipping points are already reached and the CO2 that's already in the atmosphere won't magically disappear because we don't add more.

Keep that in mind when you hear that the emission is still rising exponential

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, we not only have to reach net-0, which is a pipe dream with the current leadership / collective will, but we'll need to figure out some method of carbon capture that can actually be net-negative AND deploy it on scales far beyond any sort of "carbon capture" that has been planned, whether their number were sane or just hype to get some of the "pork barrel spending".

I suggest making sure you have an "exit plan" for when it get worse than you'd like, which I expect to be in my lifetime. There are more violent, revolutionary, or both approaches, but I won't mention them explicitly.

Even if we replaced all energy production "magically" with solar/wind/tidal, we'll still have to keep extracting oil to make plastic!

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah but most climate scientists say every little bit helps, so if we could just do a lot of bits maybe we won't all have to die.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

So, every little bit might help, if we are not already dead.

But if we aren't willing to end capitalism and exterminate the scum who did this, and can not will not stop, nothing matters for shit.

Like putting a hand aid on a bisection wound with intestines leaking out.

[-] lovely_reader@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I mean all seriousness aside, that photo is pretty fucking cool

[-] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Not if we are just preparing for nuclear winter.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 2 months ago

It took my whole life, but I'm finally the coolest fucking person ever.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago
[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not having children is great for the environment.

Judging by how much they scream on the topic, it's great at fighting capitalists as well! Though to be fair, screaming kids are great at fighting those as well...

[-] RockBottom@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

On average. 1.5 degrees hotter, every square inch of earth, every second of the day. But some areas will become cooler than we knew them up to now, when ocean currents break down.

[-] shoo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What about winter? Checkmate libz

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Nope, we are in summer here, I guarantee it will be colder in the winter

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago
[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago

No sir, that is clearly a comment, sir

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks for clarifizifizilication

[-] jcb201625@fedia.io -1 points 2 months ago

Let me guess climate change or somebody lighting a cigarette?

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