me next to the mascot of my favorite lemmy instance

Couldn't bear it anymore.

It was tragic when Dave’s long time friend Geoffrey Giraffe had his world implode. It's a tough road for a giraffe to start over at 61. Dave didn't realize however, that the occasional commiserating drinking sessions with his good friend would lead to his own chaotic spiral to the dumpsters behind the bar.

Used: Extra large teddy bear. Hugged once.

eat big burrito now tummy hurt

Quick, get this bear some Narcan!!!

the next object that Frank Reynolds will crawl out of naked.