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Call of Daddy (lemmy.ml)
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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

I mean, with how America is going, a kevlar baby carrier might be a reasonable purchase. Sigh.

[-] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

That’s more things you’d want to start putting on a 4th birthday registry.

Just in time for the school year… if we still have education as an option by then.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 14 hours ago

Tactical papoose.

[-] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

It's a ridiculous ad so people would talk about it and it seems it's working...

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 9 points 17 hours ago

Men need to feel like they're in the army to take on operation traditionaly woman's work

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 15 hours ago

I don't know if this applies everywhere, but masculinity in the USA is real tenuous, and may be revoked in an instant.

[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 7 points 15 hours ago

They are revoking themselves because they are fragile. I have no issues doing, carrying, or drinking "girly" things and still feel like a man. It's pathetic how fragile masculinity is for most American men.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 15 hours ago

Oh definitely. Masculinity in the US is largely about projecting the idea that it might be a bad idea for someone to fuck with you. You don't want to be someone who can be freely bullied or victimized without repercussions. It's part of why some men spend lots of money and time training to win street fights they'll probably never get in to (apart from the physical fitness and health aspects, of course).

It's a little bit like being in jail.

[-] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

Its a capitalist mindset. Resources are scarce so I need to be prepared to fight for them / defend what I have.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Well tbf fella in the pic is carrying Toddler-4 (enhanced with triple attack mode).

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 15 hours ago

Someone will think that's your armor plate carrier

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 14 hours ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Ohh that's dark. I like it.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

It’s pretty gross to pin this on an entire gender.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 14 hours ago

I can't imagine an accessory screaming, "I'm insecure in my masculinity!" any more than this.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 11 points 14 hours ago

Fellas? Is it gay to take care of the child you made with a woman?

Apparently you can have a whole child and still feel unmanly enough to buy this, lol.

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[-] dunz@feddit.nu 3 points 11 hours ago

I'd get that type of diaper bag, if I had kids. I like the look. Most of my bags and backpacks are black MOLLE-covered military looking shit. You can like a functional aesthetic without being insecure about your masculinity. Some people just thinks it looks good, you know?

No different than 'feminine' bags with cute flowers on them

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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This sort of thing is really only exclusive to the US markets. Elsewhere in the world, it is rare to see components of tactical gear outside of the specific situations they are for. However, military gear is the nastiest for the job, so you tend to only get it if strapped for cash. Obviously this means there is no military themed stuff like in the US, beer coolers, baby carriers, slippers, etc. For the insecure man.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 14 hours ago

I live in Germany and there are three "survivalist" stores with mostly surplus and replica military equipment for sale in my city alone. Also genuine military gear can be absolute dogshit. It depends on the country of origin and era but stuff is not automatically durable just because it was designed for war.

Here you can see an image of a surplus backpack that looks just like the one I used to carry as my schoolbag:

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

This is what they call the exception proving the rule; you think you've countered them, but by explaining that it's literally one of three army surplus shops you have to go to and not just the local Wal-Mart equivalent, you've proven their point quite well.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Shopping just works a bit different here with fewer large chains. Also walmart doesn't sell surplus. The point is you see people using that stuff all the time here too. Our equipment just looks less conspicuous.

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[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

Men are okay.

People that need this are not men. They are perpetually insecure children.

[-] fishy@lemmy.today 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

NGL I'd definitely assume any dude dressed and tatted like the guy in the ad was extremely insecure, yells at their kids, and has a loan on a F150 they're underwater on.

Just the bag or carrier I wouldn't even notice.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Military people be laughing at the term "military grade"

[-] nevetsg@aussie.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

Russian Military bought out the entire stock.

[-] alansuspect@aussie.zone 0 points 11 hours ago

We just used the free one we got from the NSW government. This thing looks stupid and I bet you'd feel stupid after 5 mins wearing it.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

No, way. I'm not taking that girly diaper bag. My friends will call me a fag. I don't want to look ridiculous.

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