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[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 81 points 3 months ago

he has that thing michael jackson had

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 126 points 3 months ago
[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 68 points 3 months ago

yeah, exactly

[-] D61@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

internalized racism?

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago

dude thats just GOLD on his hand because he’s so fucking rich he was just counting his gold and high quality gold leaves a residue. thats all that is. TDS is strong with this one 😂😂😂 im actually a free thinker. feels good not to be infected by the woke mind virus.

[-] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago

rolls a nat 1 on my medicine check

A poultice will suffice to fool the commoners, my liege

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

I guess you've never been around old people. They are always swelling up. People live like that for decades.

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

It's not swelling, he has a ton of foundation on his hand.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

it's not a bandage? huh maybe some kind of quick-drying liquid skin thing

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

'maybe the president is wearing a quick drying liquid skin thing' - me making sense of this waking nightmare

[-] miz@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

I'm a strong and powerful president. Best health ever. Best president ever. No contact with anybody infected. Fake news. Fake news. No infection. Not even a little. No thing like a Stephen King novel. Never.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

When you go to the wrong Standing lessons

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Saying it like that has me cackling like the joker at a social function

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

quick dry? dawg he got that WET dry

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

I stand corrected. Did not look very closely at this picture of trump hand.

Old people have bad make up too. And lots of them have, I guess is the implication here, bruising. Some old people bruise super easily. From medical stuff or just normal carelessness.

People live like that for decades too.

[-] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

I’m thinking its bruising because he had his blood drawn there or something.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Right which is something that old people do all the time and is pretty much required to be a healthy, alive old person. It suggests he has access to health care. Somebody is looking after him.

[-] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Oh for sure. I’ll save the celebration for when he’s dead.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Spoken like a person with no future and no history.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

There is no future. I'll be dead by the time I'm my parents age.

I have no interest in listening to my family's dogshit opinions sorry. My history sucks anyway, problem with being a cracker in america. I do like reading about history though.

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

the president just has a little plaster

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

As a treat?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Video from yesterday of Trump at a press conference hiding the back of this hand - https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lwyxdndlvj2n

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Uh mr president, youre leaking coolant at an alarming rate

[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

That's his hand-shaking hand, too

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Somebody gave Donnie a good squeeze and almost popped his hand.

[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

reptoid shedding its skin

[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

it looks just like the most disgusting piece of raw fatty meat at the grocery store

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Stockmarket will go up if he dies.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it releases the Epstien files again!

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