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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Mine is

"Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."

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[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago

Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago
[-] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yes, it's Volition.

[-] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

He is indeed.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.

[-] witness_me@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

You win 😂

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

are you sitting on the f5 key because that ass is refreshing

[-] cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Dude, you need to get some F1.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago
[-] cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago
[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Reduce screen brightness, on mine.

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 18 points 1 week ago

Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?

[-] _g_be@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Love this one, use it on my SO often

[-] Nachtara@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.

[-] porksnort@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

About what time should I come over?

[-] Klear@quokk.au 12 points 1 week ago
[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago
[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago
[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”

[-] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago

What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

You're eyes would look great on my night stand

Your skin is amazing can I wear it?

You smell like my mother

[-] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Goodness LOL

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Want to come home and fuck?

[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Actually include the explanation for best effect.

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Just curious, why are you asking?

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart

this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2025
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