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Vacuum Sealed (media.piefed.social)
submitted 5 months ago by marighost@piefed.social to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

That's a horrible thing to say about that girl!

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

would be if that wasn't one of my types.

[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I love that shirt! I have three godzilla shirts and now I'd like a fourth

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Holy shit this is so… cruel yet funny at the same time

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[-] sausager@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] LaFinlandia@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 months ago

She transformed into a Mii avatar.

[-] Nelots@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Great. Now I'm going to imagine vacuum-sealed people every time I see a mii avatar.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

That's funny as fuck

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Her: " you sorry sucker!"

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Next step: carbonite

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 months ago

Some get lucky enough to only be put in air jail. Others, the unlucky, get put in no air jail.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

If anyone did that to any of my stuffed animals, we'd be fighting to the death. Ain't nobody doing that to one of my children and getting away with it!

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Your stuffed animals are getting older, and this is their kink. /s

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 months ago

I can't make out the yellow characters in the godzilla shirt

[-] webadict@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I think that's the girlfriend, but I think it's generally frowned upon to use terms like yellow to describe people.

[-] forrgott@lemmy.zip -3 points 5 months ago

I don't see the humor. Just some dick being disrespectful to a person that trusts them.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

does vacuum sealing actually do any damage? I thought if you open it up it's unharmed.

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

No, my sister has hundreds of vacuum sealed plushies and they all return to normal when opened.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 5 months ago

Bet a lot them are shipped vaccum sealed to stores

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 months ago

large pushies are often vacuum sealed before shipping overseas to minimize package space.

source: bought a 30cm plushie overseas in july

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You're being downvoted but I was legitimately under that impression as well. Is it not actually the case??

[-] okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 3 points 5 months ago

It seems to be pretty lighthearted to me personally. There might be some context that would make this a dick move but it doesn't look that way based on this meme

[-] forrgott@lemmy.zip -1 points 5 months ago

Her face doesn't convey a light-hearted situation. That's your context.

And frankly, clarifying an openly disrespectful act as ok, because it's "light-hearted", is ridiculous.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 5 months ago

Buddy I've literally never had to say this online but uh

Touch grass

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

It doesn't damage the plushie (that's how they are stored in warehouses), she can just open the bag.

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world -2 points 5 months ago

And teaching her to no longer trust them.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

It's litterally how this same plush was transported and stored before getting to her. You make it seem like a huge deal but it isn't

[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

If that’s all it takes then you never were going to have it long anyway. Very fragile.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 5 months ago
[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works -4 points 5 months ago

This guy doesn't have a girlfriend any longer after sharing that rough picture of her...

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

What the hell are you talking about she looks objectively pretty and normal in this photo, you're the weird ones if you think every picture of yours posted online needs you to be dolled up

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I guarantee he sees her as beautiful in this photo.

TBH, I think she's kinda cute

[-] cokeslutgarbage@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Right?! So many people talking abt trust, and disrespecting her stuff... the plushie is fine. If my man posted a pic of me that looked like that I would be like "oh, this man hates me, got it." Girl is obviously a cutie, but like, yikes this photo is bad.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

i love "ugly" pics of my SO they make me smile

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 5 months ago

She looks a bit young + plush animals = maybe we should check out this dudes PC.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

You seem to have csam on the brain. Maybe we should check your pc.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

My wife is 30s and has plushies. Hell I'm a 40s male and I have one. Calm down

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 5 months ago

Congrats. I couldn’t care less.

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