looks like a white otter plush with glasses
That's a horrible thing to say about that girl!
would be if that wasn't one of my types.

That is WAY too accurate.
I love that shirt! I have three godzilla shirts and now I'd like a fourth
Holy shit this is so… cruel yet funny at the same time
Vacuum seal her too

She transformed into a Mii avatar.
Great. Now I'm going to imagine vacuum-sealed people every time I see a mii avatar.

That's funny as fuck
Her: " you sorry sucker!"
Next step: carbonite
Some get lucky enough to only be put in air jail. Others, the unlucky, get put in no air jail.
If anyone did that to any of my stuffed animals, we'd be fighting to the death. Ain't nobody doing that to one of my children and getting away with it!
Your stuffed animals are getting older, and this is their kink. /s
I can't make out the yellow characters in the godzilla shirt
I think that's the girlfriend, but I think it's generally frowned upon to use terms like yellow to describe people.
I don't see the humor. Just some dick being disrespectful to a person that trusts them.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
does vacuum sealing actually do any damage? I thought if you open it up it's unharmed.
No, my sister has hundreds of vacuum sealed plushies and they all return to normal when opened.
Bet a lot them are shipped vaccum sealed to stores
large pushies are often vacuum sealed before shipping overseas to minimize package space.
source: bought a 30cm plushie overseas in july
You're being downvoted but I was legitimately under that impression as well. Is it not actually the case??
It seems to be pretty lighthearted to me personally. There might be some context that would make this a dick move but it doesn't look that way based on this meme
Her face doesn't convey a light-hearted situation. That's your context.
And frankly, clarifying an openly disrespectful act as ok, because it's "light-hearted", is ridiculous.
Buddy I've literally never had to say this online but uh
Touch grass
It doesn't damage the plushie (that's how they are stored in warehouses), she can just open the bag.
And teaching her to no longer trust them.
It's litterally how this same plush was transported and stored before getting to her. You make it seem like a huge deal but it isn't
If that’s all it takes then you never were going to have it long anyway. Very fragile.
What
This guy doesn't have a girlfriend any longer after sharing that rough picture of her...
What the hell are you talking about she looks objectively pretty and normal in this photo, you're the weird ones if you think every picture of yours posted online needs you to be dolled up
I guarantee he sees her as beautiful in this photo.
TBH, I think she's kinda cute
Right?! So many people talking abt trust, and disrespecting her stuff... the plushie is fine. If my man posted a pic of me that looked like that I would be like "oh, this man hates me, got it." Girl is obviously a cutie, but like, yikes this photo is bad.
i love "ugly" pics of my SO they make me smile
She looks a bit young + plush animals = maybe we should check out this dudes PC.
You seem to have csam on the brain. Maybe we should check your pc.
My wife is 30s and has plushies. Hell I'm a 40s male and I have one. Calm down
Congrats. I couldn’t care less.
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