Who bought the dip?!
I don't support any of the tobacco companies I'm afraid
They're called grits and it's really more of a porridge than a dip.
"Corn dip!"
Can you imagine if they served salsa or hummus. The chuds would riot.
I wonder how much money they set on fire to do this.
who bought the dip?
PFFFT fuck me the market is predictably stupid, it's almost getting boring how stupid they are.
Donald Trump on Tuesday called on Cracker Barrel to bring back its old logo featuring Uncle Herschel.
Trump is well versed in the Crackle Bargel lore and knows Uncle Herschel's backstory.
The US needs a century of humiliation so badly.
I wouldn’t let us off with just a century lol
So what was even the point? Just ragebait the hogs?
No such thing as bad publicity; restaurant sales are down, drum up fake outrage for headlines, revert and get a bump from chuds.
Funny bit
Chuds - we love you. Sincerely, Cracker Barrel. PS - Free trough! Well, just kidding. But we still love you.
IM SO TIRED OF READING ABOUT THIS IDFC IM TIRED OF OUTRAGE MARKETING I HAD FORGOTEN THIS SHIT RESTAURANT EXISTS AND NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MINDSPACE ON IT BEECAUSE ITS IN THE "CULTURE WAR", ANOTHER BRAINCHILD OF OUTRAGE MARKETING I THOUGHT THIS QOULD GET OF THE FRONT PAGE AFTER LIKE THE FIRST DAY AND I COULD FORGET FUCNING CRAKKKER BARREL EXISTS
We defeated woke today alhamdulillah
Instead of getting rid of the pictures they should have gotten rid of the text. After all, you've got a barrel, and you've got a cracker. It's just like a couple of pictograms.
literally 
They cracked the code
I thought this new logo was pretty good. Some people must have thought it wasn't advertising the brand clearly enough, but that's clearly a crackkker with a barrel so I don't see the problem.
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lol is this how the new pump and dump works? Literal outrage to pump stock prices? Insider trading because some corporate mascot gets desexified and resexified in some big fucking show
👏 give👏 Mister👏 cracker👏 barrel👏a👏 huge👏ass
woke cracker barrel has fallen
Biggest winners: The graphic design company that was contracted to make the new logo and potentially all the contracts for all the new branded stuff that probably was already in production.
Biggest losers: maybe all the local general contractors, construction crews, and interior designers who aren't going to get paid for the 500 or so locations that aren't going to be renovated.
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