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im aware the last acquisition was a while back (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] Buffman@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Bill Gates finding out about Codeberg: 🤤

[-] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 20 points 3 months ago

(slumped over boardroom table) "uhhhh, I dunno. Kids like 'rizz', right? Can we buy that?"

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago

Unlock the skibidi rizz, no cap! Much fleek, so on god.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Clock it 🤏🏼 (just imagine it's the middle finger down)

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 0 points 3 months ago

~~Two in the pink, one in the...~~ oh uh I mean I've never heard of that sign before? 😇👼

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

That's the old meaning of it. The new is "clock it". Get with the times old man.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago

Clock that tea, fr fr ⏰🍵

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

fr fr bro

[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 11 points 3 months ago

I'm looking forward to MS buying OpenAI, probably next year. It's going to be very funny.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They already have a huge stake, don't they?

They're too late anyway, OpenAI is already enshittifying themselves.

[-] Danitos@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

They have a 49% share.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

I think OpenAI is big enough to be in the oligarchy running in its own right rather than be acquired.

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yep these companies that have billions of dollars are going to do something with it. Not solve world hunger or homelessness of course.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Does anyone complain about how hotmail was better before it was borg’d? That might be one they did well with.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago

ooh yeah. my live account is kind of the only reason I still fuck with Microsoft at all. email sweep function and those spam filters have made a lot of headache almost worth it. I'm using tuta on the side now but I can't tell yet if its spam filtering will be as good