Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!

Probably a bit weird, but it could have been much worse

They would get tired of explaining to everyone that it's not a Runescape reference.

They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did

Eh, it's pretty descriptive of me but I wonder if my kids would be the same. They'll be monotheistic, most likely at least, but yappy/argumentative is not a given. 🤷

During early life, they'd like it. As teenagers they'd hate it. In their adult years they'd come back around to liking it again.

My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.

I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.

Moderately irritated by having to explain "it's literally j j j all js like the word all J's but not this part" all the time

I don't get it

I’m not sure mine would understand.

Probably not too much

They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

They're going to be elated, hysterical, I'd even say!