Sorry, but I'm straight.

My ex, well if you can even call it that, dumped me because I apparently apologize too much and "apologies are useless and just show that you lack confidence".

So, according to her, yes.

And what the fuck is up with that floating keyboard passing through his hands? What an absurd thing.

Only alpha chads have comically long middle fingers!

Minecraft villager energy. I bet he hmmphs like one when fucking.

Like a fleshy Chinese finger trap.

That's how you AI it was know

also funnily enough they added an extra I on the keyboard

Oh christ I didn’t realize the timing thing, makes this that much more funny. The confident look of the guy when he sees he finally got read a minute after the time they confidently told the other party to come.

It’s so dumb, oh my god

Don't forget the giant middle finger on the guy on the right

God I hate slop. But I guess if you're a talentless man-o-sphere idiot you'd see no other choice

Why is it always so beige?

Guy on the right has a "uni-finger" haha.

There's that weird colour dithering AI always does. It's not a consistent colour, it's grainy like it uses video stativ/noise.

The training data contains lots of newspaper comics. Newsprint paper is high in acid and as a result yellows over time. Notice the piss comics are usually animated in an anacronistic style, using styles more similar to Older comics despite often being focused on modern life.

They trained it exclusively on late 2000s-2010s video games

I still don't get how it isn't a gay hookup. How are you supposed to read it?

It's a power move, bro. They'll realize they're already late which creates a sense of urgency. Like and subscribe for more alpha tips on manipulating others.

Huh, it really does make sense now that I think about it.

I hate how we live in a world where this kind of behaviour is not just accepted, it's often a desired trait. Lots of CEOs are psychopaths.

For what it's worth, the AI is being used by a lame "alpha bro" account that is being mocked in the meme.

Unrelated, but also worth pointing out to people scrolling by that generally if you know someone wants to hang out you wouldn't start with an apology. So the guy is likely apologizing because he's aware his advances are unwanted but is doing it anyway. The second guy is unlikely to get any traction with people he doesn't already know, and is exemplary as the kind of low effort garbage women complain about on dating apps, or communicating with someone he already has a preexisting relationship with who would already have his address.

I also read it as two gay guys texting each other at first.