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Raising the steaks: Greggs invites fans to roll up amongst pastry-effect cushions and giant two-metre beanbags

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I want a Gregg’s branded sausage roll fleshlight.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A normal sausage roll from Greggs can be a fleshlight if you’re brave enough. Wait for it to cool down first though.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

They still should do a Greggs Benedict

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

How might someone in the US go about getting one of them 2 meter cushions?

this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
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