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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)

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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Lol

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The neck was just as thick like a thumb, so hey!

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