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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_e

Cognitive dissonance on the more accurate name of “Ignored e”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heteronym_(linguistics)

Record a record? Convict a convict? What an annoying concept.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphological_leveling

At least irregular verbs are drifting away, that’s a pleasant surprise.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trisyllabic_laxing

fotograffy > fuhtawgruhfee I’ll die on this hill

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[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

You know what bugs me the most?

  • island - with a fake etymological "s" that was never pronounced. Compare it with German "Eiland".
  • people - you got to borrow French "peuple", then change that "u" into "o" for cosmetic purposes.
  • chaos - because you got to plop an etymological "h", except conventionally the way to transcribe Greek /kʰ/→/χ/ is "kh" instead. But no, you need to disguise that /k/ as /tʃ/.
  • spamming a diacritic (apostrophe) to highlight elided sounds, but not using it to solve small orthographical quirks. It would solve the first two issues you're complaining about - compare "mate" (bro) with "yerba matë", "I record it" vs. "the recórd".

[/old man screams at the clouds rant]

Oh I’m in good company, this is my kinda rant 🤙

[-] Shihali@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You're about twenty centuries too late on the χ thing. You're gonna need to go back and talk to the Romans.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

[kʰ] or [χ], both end as /k/ [kʰ] in English anyway. But it feels weird that people insist on that etymological ⟨ch⟩ as if "English got it from Latin" was more important than "it's ultimately from Greek".

[-] Shihali@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

It'll be part of the great English spelling reform. Until then, it's going to be spelled the way we Romanized Greek in the 16th century.

[-] Shihali@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

On thinking it over, "proper" spelling of foreign words has done its own share of damage to English spelling. We don't just have to learn our own spelling conventions, we also have to learn foreign ones. Or not (sent to you from Cairo, Illinois, locally pronounced "care-oh")

[-] drspod@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, I guess this is like UK schoolhouse rock? Not bad

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