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When in Rome... (lemmy.world)
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[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago

Merging the PR and merging into traffic!

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 91 points 6 days ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[-] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

20 years ago, everything was light mode.

Anyway, I have it set to time of day, so it switches between the two

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”

[-] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[-] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

Cabdriving As Code

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago

San Fierro

[-] aarch64@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Sioux Falls!

[-] dbx12@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

As long as the maniac with his model planes isn't around that should be safe.

[-] public_image_ltd@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Pretty normal adhd behaviour

[-] paulbg@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

average tech entrepreneur

[-] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 25 points 6 days ago

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Do you create Puerto Ricos while you’re being driven up there?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

They're good for holding a phone for mapping and the like, where you don't touch the phone

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