Merging the PR and merging into traffic!
Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!
This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!
Cabdriving As Code
Pretty normal adhd behaviour
average tech entrepreneur
This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.
thinks of the code first, humans second
Programmer confirmed
Crashing and then crashing
How to crash your software and hardware at once.
When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time
A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.
Half-assing two jobs at once
Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules
force push to master
Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..
Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.
Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!
Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...
It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company
probably the only time they can actually successfully merge
What's SF?
San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds
Thanks!
I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.
Personally, I find it depressing.
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