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When in Rome... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by fubarx@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 days ago

Merging the PR and merging into traffic!

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 317 points 1 week ago

This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

thinks of the code first, humans second

Programmer confirmed

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 69 points 1 week ago

Crashing and then crashing

[-] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago

How to crash your software and hardware at once.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

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[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 212 points 1 week ago

When the cost of living is so egregiously high that not only do you need two jobs, but you have to do them at the same time

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 35 points 1 week ago

A software engineer needs two jobs. Which means most people need at least 4. Or 3 if they live under a bridge.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

A software engineer does not need two jobs. That's ridiculous.

[-] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It sounds ridiculous, yes, but there are US software engineers who basically work for minimum wage full time doing freelance work because that is all they can find

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

https://www.businessinsider.com/why-google-employees-live-in-the-parking-lot-2015-10?op=1

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[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

Imagine that driver working an only fans account while driving.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

anything's possible with self driving cars

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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[-] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 74 points 1 week ago

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

force push to master

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

don't merge and drive

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[-] Batman@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[-] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

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[-] Typewar@infosec.pub 30 points 1 week ago

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago

What's SF?

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 38 points 1 week ago

San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Thanks!

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago

probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Personally, I find it depressing.

[-] zeograd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

San Fierro

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[-] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[-] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 25 points 1 week ago

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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[-] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

[-] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

He's checking in code for FSD.

[-] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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