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US military brass at woke meeting (hexbear.net)

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[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

My favs

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

First guy like "maybe we actually should coup this guy"

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

i thought he was asleep

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

it's a meeting about ending wokeness after all shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

kelly

[-] Red_October@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

It’s a meeting about ending wokeness by putting it in death camps.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

The first guy looks like he's having some sort of realization.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Yeah but it's just figuring out who farted.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Dude #2 like:

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Third guy in is like "hahaha no way dude".

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

record scratch you’re probably wondering how i got here

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 50 points 2 months ago

Imagine being dragged from Guam to watch Hegseth do a shitty impression of the opening scene of Patton

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

The one upside of living during the collapse of empire is witnessing comedy like this

The looks on their face, they know the game is over che-smile

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

And people say the generals of the DPRK have too many medals and ribbons

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

WOKE DETECTED

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

When you spot the president coming in with 8 trays of pizza hut.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

This is less ridiculous than the truth when he was rambling about the N word

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

so many warcriminals catgirl-heart

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

glowering guy convention

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

hey, I'm pretty sure there's a singular woman

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

shes just there to observe the glowering

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If all the generals are busy attending a meeting about as important or useful as most meetings in huge corporate offices, who's actually commanding the troops?

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago

The NCOs, as usual.

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Mechahitler since they are woke and need to be taught a sleepy lesson

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

This is how we know Rods from God don't exist yet.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

and never will because they're a dumb idea

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

counting like what 5 black men in the group of generals? I assume the ones up front are admirals

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

The two in the front are the both senior NCOs for USSF (left) and USAF (right) the silly looking one looks like a lieutenant or major general. I can't tell about the one behind him, but he's probably a brigadier general.