You can tell it’s the Onion because Trump can’t count.
It would be more believable if it said he was keeping count on his fingers.
And asked the SECDEF to give him a hand or two once he got past 10
To be fair the media was probably keeping a better tally because some of what that dude was saying was a little bit racist
“Media paparazzi chases fat general after Hegseth speech, says “It’s the Beardos, not me”
More at eleven.
He got to three several times.
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