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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~un-invite the bride~~

is the bride a guest ? i guest not.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

No one said you can only uninvite guests

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, well, imagine...

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 days ago

If two people uninvite each other, it's gonna cause a paradox, and the whole wedding will overflow the stack

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's how you get the $NaN glitch in your bank account, but also for some reason Keanu Reeves is the officiant while holding akimbo pistols, and everyone's outfit includes a green sweater

[-] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

How would removing both cause a paradox? Removing a guest doesn't remove their Plus One, so why should removing the guest remove their Minus One?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

People who aren't guests shouldn't be able to affect the guest list, so removing a guest would remove their plus/minus one

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 129 points 3 days ago
[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Uninvite the priest, I'm running this thing now

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

That was my first thought too. Uninviting the groom also works.

Oh, you can un-invite one of the in-laws for some amazing chaos too.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Uninvite the groom take his place.

[-] Melochar@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

I too choose this guy's wife!

[-] illi@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago

You usually invite guests to the wedding, so I'd assume bride and groom would be safe under this logic.

The parents however....

[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 53 points 3 days ago

If a person gets minus'd, does that apply to her plus one? Or can the plus one attend without her?

[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 34 points 3 days ago

And if two people uninvite each other, does that remove their uninvite-privilege, thus making the uninvite invalid and creating a paradox? Or would they have to fight for it over a lava pit or a chasm with either swords or massive cotton swabs?

[-] Archer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Well guess who just got promoted to activity planning!

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 3 days ago

It's FIFO. So whoever was uninvited first would lose their privileges.

That's why it's so important to RSVP immediately!

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[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Can I uninvite the whole wedding and save $25,000? No, it's expected of me to spend that money.

[-] Statick@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Eloping was one of the best decisions my wife and I ever made. We still spent a bunch, but it was for the two week vacation that went along with the elopement instead of 3-4x that for a single day.

[-] PKscope@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is what we plan to do. Makes no sense to throw all that money away for a silly ceremony where you're bound by what everyone else expects of you. We'd rather do something special for ourselves.

[-] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

If it's expected, you have a circle of friends that do not really align with your idea of a good life. Sounds harsh, but please, I've been to fun weddings that were had at maybe 3k€ and nobody left hungry or thirsty and the close family guests from far away were even booked rooms nearby.

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[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

I'll be choosing myself as the minus one, I'd love to come but rules are rules, have a lovely evening.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago
[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

you can uninvite one person of your choosing

According to the terms, yes. Shoulda said "guest."

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Prevents objections

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Okay but a minus one can be counter acted by a plus one right?

[-] notarobot@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Y es, un the sense that if you are invited, someone uninvites you, then you can plus one yourself.

But if you bring a plus one they can me minus one'd and you can't do anything to prevent it.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

What is this math you speak of?

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[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 days ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

no questions asked

Yes.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

List of people

Everyone gets two votes. Can vote people up or down

Everyone with negative votes can't join

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[-] FoolishSage@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Ngl, I'd un-invite someone from the wedding party just to sow chaos.

[-] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 3 days ago

Dear Mr. Holloway.

I will be attending your wedding. I choose you as my Minus One. Please do not show up.

Bless,
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S

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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago

If "come alone" is one of the options, does that imply that in order to uninvite someone you have to yourself avoid attending?

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

I plus one myself for an extra life

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Every single person uninvites uncle Steve.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

uncle Steve ends up attending because of a buffer overflow

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