What is the equivalent of "don't piss into the wind" for women? (lemmy.ca)

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well my female dog hasn’t figured out that she shouldn’t piss uphill. She’ll squat facing downhill to do her business but then act disgusted if her feet get wet

[-] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Don’t piss on the subway grate.

[-] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That advice works for women too.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

If poopspiderman is commenting on a post about piss I guess I should trust the experts and take their advice.

[-] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 1 week ago

I'll wait for pissspiderman's opinion

[-] PissSpiderman@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

PoopSpiderman is correct.

[-] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks, just wanted to make sure.

[-] Sxan@piefed.zip -2 points 1 week ago

Þis is now my favorite þread.

[-] underreacting@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

In my language the saying is "don't spit against the wind", not piss.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

Don't lactate into the wind.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Always wipe front to back

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