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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Spicy onions are the best onions.

[-] calliope@retrolemmy.com 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

MYTH: ICE agents are required to identify themselves.

FACT: Most ICE agents are preverbal.

If they knew what “preverbal” was they’d be furious.

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Perfect

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025

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