Band of Gorilla Repair: Once per day, can repair anything, or rather, will summon 1d4 (can be modified depending on the size of the job) massive gorillas who show up seemingly out of nowhere whenever anything near the wearer breaks or is heavily damaged.

Those not expecting to see a bunch of repair-happy gorillas must make a fear check.

These mysterious gorillas are actually friendly and fix whatever thing was broken, but beware, their patience quickly runs out for anybody intentionally causing disrepair or destruction in their presence!

Yeah, it works just like this!

Magic rope - an animated rope that can be commanded to levitate and tie knots. When placed in any container, pouch or pocket, it immediately gets tangled up and take 1d6 minutes per 5ft of rope to untangle. Other objects in the container also become tangled with the rope, and take 1d6 minutes to remove individually, entangled objects are released immediately when the entire rope is untangled.

Magic rope is unable to be cut by any non-magical item.

Lembas bread but it's 1000 years past it's due date and you will get diarrhoea equivalent to its food value.

Invisibility potion that turns your digestive track and stomach contents invisible.

Broom of Flying Yes its a broom that allows you to fly

No one ever said anything about landing The broom cannot come down lower than 30 feet from the ground. Dismounting will stop the broom and allow you to pick it up, as long as your concious from the fall

Magic sword of infinite sharpness.

Sheathing the sword, or holding it by the hilt, quillons, or pommel causes it to become incredibly heavy.

Bag of holding, but everything that goes in comes out a crocheted plushie version.

Headband of miner intellect:

• Forged by a dwarven artificer who lost too many colleagues due to their lax attitude around safety.

• Anyone wearing this headband becomes aware of the quality of air and props for whatever tunnel they're currently in.

• Wearers possess an intrusive urge to find proper protective equipment before attempting a task.

Flail of Flatulence: deals an additional 1d4 of embarrassment to the target while dealing 1d4 of gas damage to everything within 6 meters.

Skull of Corruption: It can do damage, but most of the time to your invaluable backup files.

Cape of (Refugee) Flight: you gain the power to fly for your life.

Screaming Cloak of Invisibility: you're invisible, but the cloak constantly screams, "HE'S OVER HERE!!!" and tries to give away your location.

The Tax Axe: raises both your taxes and your target's with every swing.

Potion of Water Breathing: DOES NOT RETAIN AIR BREATHING

Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword 'open' to transform this cube into a '200x'200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you're caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.

The "Sword of Instant Regret". It does 100% DMG, but only stabs the wielder.

Sweaty Sword:

Really good sword, strong steel. The handle is wrapped in living leather harvested from the palms of a cursed pervert. It's always slightly warmer than your hand and it exudes a sticky substance that enhances grip. Smells like corn.

Survival Stew Balls:

A fried ball of...food. It's rock hard, slightly too big to hold with one hand easily, completely impermeable, and covered in a flaky, delicate panko breaded crust. To eat, boil one in 5 gallons of water to produce a pot of stew. The flavor is different for every ball. Never cook two in the same pot at the same time. Wash the pot thoroughly within 6 hours after removing from heat. especially if it's made of iron. Under no circumstances are you to reheat the left overs.

Emergency Shews:

Bubble gum that turns into one time use sandals. Once the flavor runs out, you have 30 seconds before the gum expands into shoes. The sizes seem to have been printed on the gum but they've long since faded or rubbed off. Durian flavor.

Dead Cat Bounce:

A black bottle with a cat eye painted on it. If you drink the contents and die due to falling from a great height, you will be revived immediately and launched with equivalent force in a random direction.