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submitted 12 hours ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 9 hours ago

This is just real news. Not very oniony.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Gullible seems too conciliatory. It implies the morons will see reason once you tell them the truth.

[-] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 hours ago

c/atetheonion

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

It doesn't count when they're reporting actual events.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 5 points 11 hours ago

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this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025

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