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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Sycophants. That's all that's left in his inner circle.

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

That’s all it ever was.

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

"The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."

-- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.

[-] don@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 8 points 4 months ago

Straight from Putin's ass.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I dunno, I think the video of him shitting on everyone and then it cutting to eating the shit he rained down on people would be pretty good too.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

The Pedo Pooper Presidency

[-] hobowillie@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

After all these years, I finally figured out what the PPP Loans were an acronym for.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Honestly thought trump was more of a KKK guy.

[-] don@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was hopeful for two seconds.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

You son of a bitch.

[-] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Man you got me.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I got 8 hours in and had to stop

[-] bdot@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 months ago

They do because they have no choice. Their ability to think for themselves has been compromised. Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi: basically, they have zero control over their own behavior outside of their servitude to Tantrumus Maximus. If he wills it, they see it done- without question and without consciousness.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

My favourite thing about this is that .... he'll be remembered forever for shit like this (no pun intended).

Think about it ... JFK had famous speeches and lines like 'We choose to go to the moon' ... Eisenhower is thought of to his line 'the Military Industrial complex' ... Roosevelt for his 'Day of infamy' speech ... even Reagan is remembered for his 'Tear down this wall' speech

Trump? ... he'll be remembered as a senile old buffoon who shared childish videos to make fun of the citizens he was supposed to govern.

.... and it isn't just representative of Trump ... no matter how the country feels about it ... his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

His legacy will be that of a cautionary tale on how not to be the most embarrassing footnote in American history.

His grave should be the only location where public dedication is legalized.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

he’ll be remembered

That's what he wants. To have more money than other people, and to be remembered.

In a way, that's one nice thing about how he's destroying America. America will be weakened so much that maybe soon some other country or some new country will rule this land, and the United States will be relegated to history books. And then, Trump will only be remembered by very specialized historians.

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

In China they have these statues of a corrupt official and his wife that killed a loyal general like 1000 years ago. People spit on those statues to show they haven't forgotten the betrayal. Maybe Americans can take a cue from that and always "remember" Trump in that way when he's gone.

Hear me out; we take all the statues of Confederate losers and whatever gaudy atrocious bullshit cheeto comes up with, set them all up in a swamp with catwalks placed close enough that people can spit, piss, and if so motivated and properly prepared, projectile vomit/shit on their memories.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

He doesn't care about being remembered per se, just getting his ego stroked now. And all his shitty juvenile impulses fulfilled.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

some other country

Yeah, because anyone who's attempting to control this country is doing such a great job in their own that it's something we should look forward to.

How do you think all this shit got started? Trump didn't really have the friends or influence domestically.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Man, his diaper was really full!

[-] Madrigal@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[-] bdot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

fun fact : in the U.K. the word “trump” is slang for “fart”

i really believe that we need to start using that colloquialism a lot more frequently

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That's neat. Here it's slang for shithead who's destroying the community

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 4 months ago

This will soon be required viewing as part of an American education.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

R/facebookaislop

[-] DireTech@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

To the people like me who are confused, this is the actual video the US president posted. I figured this was too far even for that guy.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They can't even wear fighter jet masks properly over their nose.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

All those "rules" are for the peons.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Finally admitting he's full of shit and loves shitting on the people.

[-] starrysonics@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

What an unusual collection of words.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

That video . . ..

[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I'm reminded about when he broke up a protest against police brutality to get a photo op in front of a church in 2020. I guess that sort of thing is just another tuesday

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 4 months ago

I never forgot about that. But the problem is that every fucking day Trump does something insane. It is actually really, REALLY hard to keep up. When anti-Trumpers do something wrong, it is often the biggest thing they did and people will not shut up about it.

I mean imagine if this a crime like burglary. A guy who did a single burglary years ago has obviously done something wrong, but what if you got a second person who provably did hundreds? I'm sorry, but you can't just focus on the latest shit. Trump has been doing this basically his entire life. He has no redeeming virtues whatsoever. Even during his 'business' days in the 80s and 90s when he was going from failure to failure, he would insult his investors that he didn't screw them up even more... and they would still give him more money for his next failed scheme. I don't get it.

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Is this .. about the "pee tape"? An attempt to make it look like a nothingburger? To innoculate the public against the outcry that would happen if it was released? "Look, you all laughed at it when I shit from a fighter, this pee thing is boring next to that".

[-] Hagenman@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It wasn’t the word pee, it was the letter p.

Anyway, release the Epstein Files

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

The one from last weekend or the other one?

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

President Poop

[-] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

They also don't care he just took a wrecking ball to part of the White House. They don't care that he has crashed the economy or broken the government. They are coward sycophants.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I think the demolition of the White House is particularly poetic. It also shows us what our federal government is willing to let the regime do without input from the commonwealth.

The No Kings numbers was a warning, a bellwether. Let's see if they're able to pick up on what it means.

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[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

What about the pee tape?

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If I were AI, I would be super embarrassed. Can do so much better than this

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Assholes. All of them.

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