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UK vs US sex (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 months ago by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 85 points 3 months ago

Censoring "shoot" now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.

Fuck I hate sanitised internet.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 61 points 3 months ago

And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!

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[-] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago
[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago
[-] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago
[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

I'm definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren't monitoring all my shit 🫩

[-] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.

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[-] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

I gotta keep this at 34 upvotes

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[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 months ago

So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.

[-] PKscope@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn't funny even without censorship.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago
[-] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago
  • shit
  • piss
  • fuck
  • cunt
  • cocksucker
  • motherfucker
  • tits
  • fart
  • turd
  • twat
[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

It’s a famous comedy skit. https://youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0

The full show, Live at Carnagy Hall is great and I honestly recommend most of Carlin’s standup.

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[-] marius@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

Oh no, I hope this post won't get demonetized

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If people can't stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users...

[-] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

these little self censors that don't cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

The British any time they talk about america

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Which is still less often than school shootings in America

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[-] Rothe@piefed.social 12 points 3 months ago

Ameri~~cans~~ p~~ost~~ing so~~cial~~ med~~ia~~

[-] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Is it just Americans? My understanding that most mainstream platforms were full of this bullshit.

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[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 3 months ago
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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.

[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Close your eyes op.

Shoot.

You can look now.

[-] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

As an american, i can confirm.

[-] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

"Brilliant"

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don't accidentally glimpse each other's private parts.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

It's funny how some people's impression of a UK accent is how the royals sound, when in reality the UK has the most diverse accents of any english speaking country i know of

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Sax, isn't it what jazz is made of ?

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[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
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