I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.
Clamps - "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."
Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!"
The Silence of the Clamps
The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"
"and I'm his friend, Jesus!"
"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!
The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"No, not that mouth." "I only have one." "Really?"
Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!
"You ALL still have Zoidberg!"
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
Let it ride!

Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.
One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it's a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it
Makes it like Star Trek with "Beam me up, Scotty."
Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?
But still, to have your own pool!
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