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[-] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.

[-] miked@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Clamps - "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."

Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!"

The Silence of the Clamps

[-] Awa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"

[-] chesshire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"and I'm his friend, Jesus!"

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 2 months ago

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!

[-] Czele@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor

Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.

Fry: Can I live without it?

Zoidberg: If you call that living.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"


"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"

"No, not that mouth." "I only have one." "Really?"

[-] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

"You ALL still have Zoidberg!"

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

[-] SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Let it ride!

[-] HailReaper69@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago
[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it's a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it

[-] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Makes it like Star Trek with "Beam me up, Scotty."

[-] jpablo68@infosec.pub 1 points 2 months ago

Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?

[-] erie09@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

But still, to have your own pool!

[-] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
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