Party A gets 40% of the vote

Party A wins because they get the majority

Just going to point out, 40% is not a majority. In this case they have a plurality.

Dick Turpin?

RIP that brave car.

They're from Idaho.

Bonus points: the guy is from Illinois.

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

Hear me out: three robots.

shit down the government

I don't know if this was a typo, but it's rather appropriate either way.

Is this edited?

The original had a Batman shirt.

thinking that the year 2000 was 10 years ago.

This is patently absurd, 10 years ago was 1994.

Preferably, max security prison, brick over the entrance

Amontillado, my favorite beverage.

From what I can find the Stanley Cup trophy is made from a silver and nickel alloy, so you should be able to drink from it.

Not sure if you missed it, but Stanley (the company) released an insulated drinking cup through Target that was limited edition and caused a minor craze. It's not the Stanley cup, the NHL championship trophy.

I have few principles, but I stick by them.