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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

Edited to link to the article; I didn't realize adding an image would remove the link

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[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

I’m sure the police will notice that crime suddenly only happens when it rains.

[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They probably didn't spring for the 6k clear coat.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is straight out of Reno 911

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Imagine being a cop, doing your best To Serve and Protect impression, only to have your car lock you inside and incinerate you, at a time of its choosing.

[-] planish@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Or at a time of the choosing of the one rich dude who has root on all the cars.

[-] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 month ago

I can't think of a better group to force to suffer using a Tesla than a bunch of pigs.

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I guess they gotta do something with all that inventory nobody wants to purchase. Keep that stock price up.

[-] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

How long till their batteries explode?

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Depends, when's it supposed to rain?

[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] invertedspear@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

The ten vehicles were fully funded through private donations.

Those private donations could have done better, but at least it wasn’t tax dollars.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Tax deductible donations, no doubt.

[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I still think many tax dollars were used..

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Do they glue the handcuffs on the perpetrators?

[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

just ride out into the desert, these things get hung up on napkins for fuck sake.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I... presume the warning sirens have been replaced with a clown horn honking sound?

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I hope these were donated.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

Donating cybertrucks almost feels like a way to sabotage the police. Almost.

They were (I messed up posting and didn't link to the article which explains this)

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Wow did US police learn nothing with the Explody Crown Vics? Gonna be hilarious when these guys fall apart during a chase. The "perp" will just need to drive through a puddle.

[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Was the crown vic explody? I know the Pinto was because of how the gas tank was built, and the Crown Vic had a bunch of recalls because it was just stress tested that much by nature of being commonly used by cops and taxi companies but I don't recall the crown vic having major flaws like that.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Yes they suffered the same issue as the Pinto, Explody from rear ending.

https://www.autosafety.org/popular-police-cars-crown-victorias-prone-explode-tied-deaths/

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I hope they all have to drive through large puddles.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We already knew cops arent smart or in any way serving for the American people, or informed about laws, this gives them the perfect vehicle to match.

[-] Zeke@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna laugh when they start losing fingers to the doors being slammed on their hands.

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

Classic idiots supporting other idiots with idiocy. Have fun with that! I would have gone with Mclarens personally, but you do you LV

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Know any brave militant activist vandals in your area? Would be great if these cars get fucked the moment they hit the streets.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Why would you need a vandal for this though? These cars are known to get fucked up by driving off the lot.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Can't survive the rain, car washes, or being looked at funny.

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