Favourite Kiff line? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/futurama@lemmy.world

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[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 37 points 2 months ago

[Weary sigh]

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

And stop sighing so much.

[-] VivianRixia@piefed.social 27 points 2 months ago

Z- This whole sector is uncharted
K- It's not uncharted. You lost the chart.

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

And mix these mixed nuts!! I see two almonds touching!!

[-] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

[-] kaitco@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I’m not as big a fan of velour as you are.

[-] geekwithsoul@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Is that the line? I always thought it was "I don't share your love of velour" - but I've probably just been misquoting it for years.

[-] teft@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

Show them my medal, Kif!

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Sigh...."sexlexia"

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

And it’s powered by love! …also you have to wind it.

[-] aarch0x40@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I can't wait till the tattoos on Amy's butt hear about this.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

“Kif, that's the pony I always wanted but my parents said I had too many ponies already.”

“Yes, I programmed it in for you. 4 million lines of BASIC!”

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

"guuh"

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.