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Would we hunt them?

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[-] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

It depends on what they offered us. Like if their fur was soft, sure, people would hunt them. If we could eat their meat and it was delicious, yes, we'd hunt them. If it was a challenge to kill them, they'd be hunted for sport.

We hunt many animals much more harmless than a slapping bear. We hunt fish, for god's sake.

[-] AzPsycho@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Well Bears are fucking massive so if they slapped you without claws they still have the ability to break bones and cause other severe injury.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Of course. Human stupidity is limitless, what makes you think we wouldn't? People would get into unarmed fights with them just for social media points. And as for actually hunting, addressing your question directly, yes, that too. Some people like to shoot about anything that moves. Others might find their fur or different parts useful somehow. And you could possibly find those killing momma bears to sell their cubs as pets in the black market.

[-] dominiquec@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

In this day and age they would be TikTok stars.

[-] livus@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

We would never get to see them. Animals who can't either run away from us or seriously fight back are mostly extinct.

Our ancestors would have consigned them all to the fur trade a couple of centuries ago.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I've known a couple myself, pretty friendly guys!

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

if it slapped me in the face and threw the glove at my feet I would take it as an insult and demand a duel. pistols at dawn.

[-] platysalty@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

pistols at dawn.

And give the bear mafia a chance to send assassins after me? Pistols right now.

[-] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

We've hunted species to extinction for less. Why would this be any different?

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We're currently hunting ourselves to extinction both metaphorically and literally

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Have you heard of red pandas or trash pandas?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hence why they stipulated no serious injury. I guess these either have excellent control and restraint or they're talking about big hairy gay men ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

ask the giant sloth.

[-] DrQuint@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Replace slaps with "kicks" and you basically have some Kangaroos which we DO fence away and sometimes kill

[-] tallwookie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

there'd be a lot more bear rugs and parkas

[-] miracleorange@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I would breed them and unleash them upon the world.

[-] BitSound@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We'd probably try to domesticate them and use them to guard stuff.

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